"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless — boys and women — and I am neither one." -Greek saying
"Beardliness is next to Godliness." -Brent Jungclaus
"A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man without a beard looks like a woman." - Afghan Saying
"The beard is the handsomeness of the face, and a wife is the joy in a man's heart." - R' Akiva, Eicha Rabbah
"How womanly it is for one who is a man to comb himself and shave himself with a razor, for the sake of fine effect, and to arrange his hair at the mirror, shave his cheeks, pluck hairs out of them, and smooth them!…For God wished women to be smooth and to rejoice in their locks alone growing spontaneously, as a horse in his mane. But He adorned man like the lions, with a beard, and endowed him as
an attribute of manhood, with a hairy chest--a sign of strength and rule." St. Clement of Alexandria, 2.275